Thursday, January 17, 2008

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3 comments:

Gorthos said...

Hey dude, you hijacked my blog ha ha! Since you aren't using the address, do you mind if I have it back?

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

FACT: we ALL will croak at some point in our lifelong demise, thus, our indelible spirit rises-up to meet our Maker - absolutely nuthin we can do bout that: our soul wants to be loved, nourished, enveloped, return-to-her-maker-thing. Jesus doesn't have a sign outside of Heaven saying, 'Those who don't believe? C’est la guerre. C'mon in. Guess I wasn’t as forthright as Marvel Comix'. Be on the pro-LIFE-eration side, don't be on the side which'll swiftly LET/LEAD you down. I’m a small 'peAce-de-resistance' of a Larger Picture: give your soul that final chance. Repent and believe. God bless you with discernment.

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

Hmmm. Why haven't you deleted my post? You think there's some truth to Heaven? No doubt. Here's why. YOU shall croak. Absolutely no question. Then, when your body is decomposing in the grave, your indelible soul rises-up to meet the Maker of YOU. Absolutely no question. Jesus decides based on YOUR finite existence whether YOU should come to Heaven or not. Never fear - precisely why we created {theeyebeam}. Lemme give you a taste of Utopia; NOW that you're aware of that axiomatic fact, lemme give you a fantastic reality: FOUR!! blogs which tell of the exxxcitement of Heaven; we ROTE {theeyebeam} to show a true story about sex in Heaven after we croak. C'mon, people. The Liar's a deceiver: ain't no sex in Hell, yet, puh-lenty of sex Upstairs for eternity. God bless you. Meet me Upstairs.